agriefthatcantbespoken:

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cryoverkiltmilk:

websurfingspider:

marinememes:

I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium

Dressing to the nines I see

Dressing to the spines

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aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

aturnoftheearth:

does bung still exist

bing

this just sounds like a tumblr post. *comes out as bisexual* “welcome baby boy” <- see?

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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dentpx:

Peace and love on the planet earth

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throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:

deanscourse:

paper-mario-wiki:

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again

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groundlessness:

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

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flipocrite:

eleth89:

🥦 Grocery clerks 🥦

the beans are lovely this time of year

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itstimetogo:

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fluentisonus:

fluentisonus:

hey do you guys know about the Astronautilia btw

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literally books I’m dying to read

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bogleech:

theradioghost:

sock-bread:

mosertone:

hammerhead salamander

sammerhead halamander

beautiful sculpture of the extinct prehistoric salamander-like amphibian Diplocaulus inspired by the living matamata turtle, by the talented artist Goro Furuta, who deserves credit for his work & not to be used as a source of misinformation

No matter how many times this sculpture shows up on the internet though, I seldom see people notice that the artist borrowed a lot of inspiration from the modern day Matamata turtle, making his sculpture double as a hypothesis that they convergently evolved similar camouflage.

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roach-works:

wusdiswusdat:

creatures….. beasts even…… freaks perhaps….

op please know i love them so so much i kissing each one on the head

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astrid-goes-for-a-spin:

theladytrickster:

guerrillatech:

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

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radetzkymarch:

manywinged:

manywinged:

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

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stormesandshowers:

death2america:

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it

Me rn:

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